I am zhe Übermensch!
Have a medic everyone.
That’s a gorgeous medic, I love the green lighting from the left :D
I remember seeing this movie, which I had literally only wanted to see for separate reasons being -
1. Chris Evans being stupidly naked for the sake of getting a huge female demographic throwing their money AND panties at the box office. I’m only human.
2. Anna Faris CAN be funny. I do like her. In some movies.
And then.
Then I realized her “English Ex” was Martin Freeman.
And nearly exploded, howling with laughter.
Alicia and Melissa were so confused.

WE ARE FAMILY PHOTO
BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES
Allan is a winner.
Damn it. Tessa. You have. My dream Etsy skirt.
So, Jess and I nearly came up with the same idea of this when we were like, 15.
When Ubisoft just shot the trailer/gameplay into the audiences’ faces I nearly spit my water everyone.
That is TOTALLY Chicago.
I peed my pants.
#Benedict #I can’t stand your acting #you are cutting my heart out #the fucking endless and deep sadness in his eyes and a tiny movement #betrays him for what he is #not a sociopath #but a young man #a loner who finds it hard to relate to people #isolated and mocked but #still willing to work for rather than against them #maybe out of self-interest #the excitement of the chase #of the game #but still #he could turn his back on them and wreak his revenge #he may be on the side of the angels but he isn’t one #fuck how terrible it must be for him #to be surrounded by people #whose actions and personalities are so alien to him #but he is the one who is alien #and he’s often told so #but as I said he still solves the crimes #even among a workforce that hates him #’freak’ #he should get credit where credit is due #and finally John Watson is giving it to him #in every possible variant available #to the English language
^ CRYING SO HARD!
GIVE HIM ALL THE AWARDS. oh…wait. FUCK YOU BAFTA. ACTUAL FUCK YOU.
I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…
But he is.
Gender: Douchebag
Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery
Fighting style’s: Douchbending
Enemies: All nice people on this planet
I CAN’T
I CAN’T BREATHE
Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.
Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.
OMG
BRAVO
BRAVO OMG
Allies: The Association of Douchebags
I’M DEAD. THIS IS PERFECT.
oh lord
ACTUAL DOUCHEBAG COUNCILMAN TARRLOK.
Ikki was right all along.
Position: GRANDMASTER DOUCHE LOL






